2011 Summer News - Brunswick Football Club

You can take the boy out of Warrnambool…

Macca is the pin-up boy at Pitcher Partners… I mean really… is that the best they’ve got? Would have thought Oaks would be a better bet.

http://www.pitcher.com.au/page-411/Meet-Our-Grads

This is Not a Hoax

Fortress owes the playing group an explanation.

Hank You Very Much

Two-time premiership hero Nick Evans has recently returned from a 5-week sojourn with his better, and much smaller half, Lauren. The ‘Love Tour’, as he dubbed it, was a tour around the beaches and markets of Asia.

Sources close to Nick have said he has obviously indulged in the ‘culture’ of our Asian neighbours, and his pre-trip fear of ‘doing a Bob’ and returning ‘fat as a seal’ has apparently come true, with Nick looking to update his local gym membership. There’s hope we’ll see him trotting around the Gillon in a few weeks time after he has conditioned himself in private, so as to avoid the heckling from teammates about his bigger-than-normal quads, and now, waist.

But by the sound of it, Nick has nothing to fear, as his little Lozi loves him no matter what, giving Nick permission to ‘let go’, much to his pleasure. There is a rumour floating around that to repay Lozi for not caring how rotund he gets that he has bought a little token of his affection in the shape of a rock for Loz to wear on her finger. Apparently Nick had planned to get on bended knee, just to be eye level with Lauren, but his old, ailing knees couldn’t bend.

It certainly looks like the old ‘308 Bachelor Pad’ once inhabited by Sheehan and Evans has now well and truly dissipated into their own individual love bubbles.

Unstrapped

It seems the once notoriously strapping lad has been unstrapped by a blonde. Our inspiring captain, aka the Strapper, was due to leave us on a wild safari of Africa in November, with first stop one of the most beautiful cities in the world, Cape Town. However Simon still hasn’t seen the Table Mountain, as at the stop over in KL he simply turned around, and came home. It leaves Confidential wondering- what stopped him? Was it the lions, the cheetahs or his better half. It seems the latter, as love conquers all.

Confidential is however over-joyed at the news of Strapper staying around for another year at the boneyard, but wonders if a new nickname should be decided upon by the nickname committe to replace Strapping Lad. Suggestions welcome.